starllex:

when you see a dog from across the street 

serotnin:

me after being diagnosed w sleepy bitch disease

hoekage:

college???????? living on my own????????? paying taxes??????

butt-berry:

I thought my twenties would be a lot more exciting than me legitimately considering whether 4:30PM is too early to go to bed

spehck:

more self love 

officialunitedstates:

anentireuncookedmeatloaf:

officialunitedstates:

how was everyone’s tuesday?

its thursday

literally has nothing to do with what I asked, you circus clown

mishacolins:

Unknown number: *calls me*

Me (while staring down at my phone): can you please not do that